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Brian: First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, you gotta understand who Killer the dog WAS. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch mother. And he was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that, he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz. He's a small-time gunrunner and, uh, rottweiler fight promoter. So he puts Killer into training, next thing you know Killer's GOOD! He is DAMN good! But then, he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother Nibbles. And Killer said, "No, man, that's my brother, I can't fight Nibbles!" And he made him fight anyway. And then Killer, Killed Nibbles. And Killer said, "That's it!" And he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he ffffffff-FREAKED OUT. And then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart... no longer beat. Wow.
Thurgood Jenkins (Dave Chappelle): You know, I never thought I'd say this, but you have been smoking entirely too much reefa.
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Ha ha ha ha Half Baked was a funny ass movie..How about Nick asked to borrow my car what fuckin crack is he on..nobody touches baybah's car NOBODY except baybah...Man today wasnt too bad..I got woke up by Jenny's phone call (it was almost noon) and that was my whole families wake up call...I got ready in an hour a big accomplishment on my part. Then we went to David's Bridal and they had the ugliest dresses ever made...EVER but Jenny tried on a cute one she might get it. Then we went to the mall and checked out those dresses (not to buy of course everyone will have them DUH) and I tried on this GORGEOUS dress but couldnt get it b/c other ppl might get it and I will be damned if I wear the same dress as someone else to prom. After the mall Jenny and I were hungry like nobodies business and so we went to Pizza Hut and then Jase met us there....GOD I LOVE HIM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKIN MUCH...he is my whole world I love that boy to death. And then he and I were flirty and sweet and we ate sum stuffed crust pizza and Jenny said he is sweet and shy lol awwwww. Then Jase and I wanted to spend some time together before he had to head out to Goldsboro...I miss him so much when he leaves. You just dont know. And we jammed to the new Foo Fighters song and saw a poor doggy I was sooo sad when I saw that. And then we went to Pine Valley and drove past Joshie and Shawna's and then decided to park and talk. And we were being all flirty and since I'm not with *mR MAn* (bullshit competition only goes so far in my book) I was like happy b/c Jase is what I've wanted all along and I cant explain how it was but the tension DAMN...I listened to my jam..that 50 cent no doubt. And then the drive back was omg too much I wanted him to pull over and just take me right there...I love him sooooooo much he is adorable and times like that make all the shit we go through worth it ya know? I mean honestly he is just amazing. I cant wait til Thursday and I cant wait til PROM I get more hyped up for it everyday man. As for Corey that shit isnt even gonna faze me anymore...that is his issue not mine, not Jase's and he'll get over it end of that story. And like Christy and James I guess are out of the picture for good due to our like u know, agreement. Oh yeah my 2 friends who hooked up they're in some turmoil...Why cant we all just get along?
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